Life is a beach, I'm just playin in the sand = Lil Wayne

“Be conscious of your decisions. More importantly, take responsibility for the consequences they bring. When struggling with your passions and goals, be patient and never bail out! You'll eventually get your shot. Remember that only the strong will survive. Be willing to sacrifice things you love to acheive your dream. Expect disappointments, because they will happen over and over again. Just never forget that there is definitely a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow- it's just a son of a bitch getting there!”
― Sully Erna, The Paths We Choose: A Memoir

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

- Ralph Wiggum -

"Why, Johnny Ringo! You look like somebody just walked over your grave."

- Doc Holliday -

"Everything is different, but the same. Things are more moderner than before. Bigger, and yet smaller. It's computers... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!"

- Ox -

"When I drop a fairy you know I'm only getting started Mutherfucker"

- Kid's Father (Robot Chicken S01E05) -

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph

"It's pink, wet and it tastes like sunshine."

- Bobby Munson -

"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy."

- HAN SOLO, Star Wars: A New Hope -