^ hehe I LOVE that movie!!!

^ YAY lol

"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people." - Raphie's mom


I have A Christmas Story 2 to watch. I know it won't be as good as the original

"I Remeber every little lie, and every last goodbye" - FFDP

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

- The Three Laws of Robotics -

"Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible, but don't let them take you alive."

- Sid Vicious -

“Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism”.

- Siri -

"Thank you Lord for this bountiful... PENIS!"

- Ned Flanders -

"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them."