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razor_wire avatar razor_wire

Grow your own kitten

Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 1:48 PM

A telephone wants you

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  1. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    Are you on drugs?

  2. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    You're in good hands with a fire hydrant.

  3. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    We bring a knapsack to life.

  4. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    elly wrote:
    Are you on drugs?

    http://weird.zoril.co.uk/weird.php

  5. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    Cardboard box: The scientific answer to the handkerchief.

  6. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    Specially designed to ensure maximum comfort when stapling an elephant.

  7. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    Decorate your home with posters of a cookie .

  8. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    Wash your face with Sully's socks to stay healthy.

  9. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    If a croissant doesn't excite you - you're probably dead

  10. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    Girls just scream with delight when you whip out The Church Of Jesus Christ.

  11. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    Sharp wire brushes leave your monkey's butt looking clean and refreshed.

  12. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    An autopsy table is for life, not just x-mas!

  13. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    A pickle comes to those who wait

  14. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    Don't get mad, get a llama

  15. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    I can't stop laughing. elephants socks llama cookies... all covered LMAO!

  16. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 3:06 PM

    I get it now... I typed in Razor

    If everyone looked like a razor the world would be a better place

    holy shit, really??? something wrong with this site.

  17. elly avatar elly

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    Celebrate the existance of elly

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Take your pocket sized yodel anywhere!

    HAHAHAHAHA

    Enlarge your candy with our patented candy enlarger

  18. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 4:13 PM

    Coat an Avalon DVD in chocolate to make it taste just right.

  19. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Nothing runs like a pissing elephant.

  20. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: Grow your own kitten

    Wed, Nov 14, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    Stroking an unicorn - every guys dream