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The-Dark-Gift avatar The-Dark-Gift

I like to wear a cat on my head and

Thu, Dec 27, 2012 at 12:20 PM

Pretend I'm a fierce lion hunting down hamburgers in the wild jungles of Alaska.

Lions eat hamburgers, don't they?
We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk.The truth is, I like this world. You've got, dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. billions of people walking around like a happy meal on legs.

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  1. The-Dark-Gift avatar The-Dark-Gift

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    No mushrooms.
    We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk.The truth is, I like this world. You've got, dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. billions of people walking around like a happy meal on legs.

  2. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 10:27 AM

    they are not poisoned

  3. The-Dark-Gift avatar The-Dark-Gift

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    They are to me.
    We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk.The truth is, I like this world. You've got, dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. billions of people walking around like a happy meal on legs.

  4. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    Wimp

  5. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 10:46 AM

    I love mushrooms with burger

  6. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    I like to flop around in piles of sautéed mushrooms wearing nothing but a Speedo.

  7. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    I'm not eating those mushrooms..

  8. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:31 AM

    Cool, my plan worked.

  9. ~StangChick~ avatar ~StangChick~

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    that yellow speedo?

  10. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    you are such an intrigant person...

  11. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    It's actually white, I just haven't washed it for a very long time.

  12. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:47 AM

    flies on a pants flies on a pants flies on a pants flies on a pants

  13. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:59 AM

    If DG can wear a cat on his head I see no reason why I can't wear a mouldy Speedo that's teeming with flies.

  14. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:12 PM

    and you can walk together hand by hand into the sunrise...

  15. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    Wont he burst into flames when the sun rises?

  16. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    NOP he will just sparkle (see Twilight)

  17. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    Vampires that sparkle are pussies.

  18. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    prove it

  19. razor_wire avatar razor_wire

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:42 PM

  20. Blagica avatar Blagica

    Re: I like to wear a cat on my head and

    Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 1:46 PM