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I'm solely here to find a girl to have my babies.

Thu, May 31, 2012 at 7:40 PM By: The-Dark-Gift

Looking for a girl to have my babies. Not picky on the girl but she must be open minded.
I was born without eyelids, missing a toe, half my ear is gone as it was eaten by a rabbit. My tongue is forked from an unusual government experiment that I can't go into legally.
I am also packing an extra testicle so bonus on that front.

Have a green eye and an orange eye. No idea how that happened but it did.

Come at me, ladies.

  1. Craig avatar

    On Tue, Jun 5, 2012 at 4:23 AM, Craig said:

    I'll set ya up with someone from NYS that I prersonally don't know...this way you can have several little "DG's" runnin' around, all with f****d tongues...

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jun 4, 2012 at 8:08 AM, razor_wire said:


    This is your Mom again. I know we said that Daddy's special love would be a secret. I swear I have no idea how the video got played on the screen during the NCAA finals.

    Sweetie, I beg of you. The police are willing to negotiate but you really must let some of those women go.

    No one else needs to be hurt.

    I love you.


  3. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Sun, Jun 3, 2012 at 6:27 AM, ~StangChick~ said:


  4. MIA avatar

    On Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 5:59 AM, MIA said:

    You sound too good to be true..... glad you posted a blog. I'll stand in line, I'm sure you've got lots of takers.

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