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  1. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 3:24 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? 

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 1:32 PM, razor_wire said:

    a dung beetle, a spring peeper and a blue-footed booby are sitting in a bar...

  3. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM, razor_wire said:

    That which does not kill me has been everything so far.

  4. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:09 PM, razor_wire said:

    When a bird poops on you it’s also peeing on you. They do both at the same time. You are a complete bird toilet.

  5. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:04 PM, razor_wire said:

    The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:02 PM, razor_wire said:

    People that hike with a giant stick never seem to be any better at hiking than the rest of us.

  7. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Apr 10, 2014 at 3:57 PM, razor_wire said:

    Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take off your pants and sit for a while.

  8. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Apr 10, 2014 at 9:05 AM, razor_wire said:

    A real titty bar would only serve milk.

  9. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 7:05 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    wacko

  10. razor_wire avatar

    On Wed, Apr 9, 2014 at 1:39 PM, razor_wire said:

    It sucks when you get to work early but then shit for so long that your boss thinks you came in late. I need an "I'm Here But Shitting" sign.