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  1. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 12:26 PM, razor_wire said:

    Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
    Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.
    Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Jan 22, 2013 at 9:08 AM, razor_wire said:

    You told us we're three good fellas, now all we got in our hands are walnuts. Thats a bunch of crap. You would told us you would tell us, and thats a fact, now we're just singing...

    Walnuts (yeah) do not lie (oh)
    Unlike you (G-ma), you lie to us.
    Walnuts (yeah) do not lie (oh)
    Unlike you (G-ma), you lie to us.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JCv4L8Dz7U

  3. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 8:43 AM, razor_wire said:

    Your blog will never die. Not on my watch.

  4. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Sun, Jan 20, 2013 at 2:08 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    this is still goin....

  5. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 12:31 PM, razor_wire said:

    Sods and rinds to cover your flakes.
    Cake and tea for supper.
    Codfish in the spring o' the year
    Fried in maggoty butter.

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jan 14, 2013 at 8:00 AM, razor_wire said:

    Modulistic terror
    A vast sadistic feast
    The only way to exit
    Is going piece by piece

  7. elly avatar

    On Tue, Jan 8, 2013 at 9:21 AM, elly said:

    Aces!!

  8. razor_wire avatar

    On Sun, Jan 6, 2013 at 12:18 AM, razor_wire said:

    The Force can enhance natural physical and mental abilities, including strength (such as during a "Force jump" or to slow a fall from an otherwise dangerous height) and accuracy.

  9. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Jan 3, 2013 at 11:24 AM, razor_wire said:

    A Sunday School teacher said to her children "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Biblical times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"

    One child blurted out, "Aces!"

  10. elly avatar

    On Wed, Jan 2, 2013 at 10:22 AM, elly said:

    HAHAHAHA, the best speech ever!!

    Your blog rocks! All others suck.
    We need a 2013 blog from you....