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  1. elly218 avatar

    On Thu, Jan 9, 2014 at 11:20 AM, elly218 said:

    What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    I don't know.

    A Do-you-think-he-saurus.

    What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

    You got me.

    A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
    - Jurassic Park

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Wed, Jan 8, 2014 at 1:02 PM, razor_wire said:

    Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
    Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
    Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
    Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
    Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
    Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
    Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

  3. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jan 6, 2014 at 8:48 AM, razor_wire said:

    Happy New Year to the best blog of all time.

  4. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Wed, Jan 1, 2014 at 6:24 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    Blog!

  5. elly avatar

    On Tue, Nov 26, 2013 at 3:43 PM, elly said:

    Dumb and Dumber.... another classic movie
    hahahahaha

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Sun, Nov 10, 2013 at 11:08 AM, razor_wire said:

    Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
    Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

  7. elly avatar

    On Wed, Nov 6, 2013 at 2:33 PM, elly said:

    it is SC, best blog going...

  8. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Sun, Nov 3, 2013 at 7:56 AM, ~StangChick~ said:

    such an amazing blog

  9. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Nov 1, 2013 at 1:42 PM, razor_wire said:

    Side Boob gone.

  10. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Nov 1, 2013 at 12:31 PM, razor_wire said:

    Side Boob