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  1. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 1:40 PM, razor_wire said:

    oh

  2. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 7:52 AM, ~StangChick~ said:

    the taste

  3. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 6:01 PM, razor_wire said:

    Wait, I think I messed that up. Ah fuck it.

  4. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 5:59 PM, razor_wire said:

    Much like a canoe, it's fucking close to water. I drink Heineken.

  5. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 3:24 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? 

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 1:32 PM, razor_wire said:

    a dung beetle, a spring peeper and a blue-footed booby are sitting in a bar...

  7. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM, razor_wire said:

    That which does not kill me has been everything so far.

  8. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:09 PM, razor_wire said:

    When a bird poops on you it’s also peeing on you. They do both at the same time. You are a complete bird toilet.

  9. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:04 PM, razor_wire said:

    The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.

  10. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, Apr 11, 2014 at 12:02 PM, razor_wire said:

    People that hike with a giant stick never seem to be any better at hiking than the rest of us.