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  1. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, May 24, 2013 at 12:46 PM, razor_wire said:

    Moshi jyunkatsu abura o tsukattara sugoku kimochi iiyo.

  2. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, May 24, 2013 at 10:52 AM, razor_wire said:

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked. 'Because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

  3. razor_wire avatar

    On Fri, May 10, 2013 at 1:36 PM, razor_wire said:

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

  4. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 5:33 PM, razor_wire said:

    Tangible Llama Rocks wooo hooooo! Holy crap I love Tangible Llama so much wooo hooooo! FUCKIN' A!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!

  5. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 12:26 PM, razor_wire said:

    Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
    Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.
    Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

  6. razor_wire avatar

    On Tue, Jan 22, 2013 at 9:08 AM, razor_wire said:

    You told us we're three good fellas, now all we got in our hands are walnuts. Thats a bunch of crap. You would told us you would tell us, and thats a fact, now we're just singing...

    Walnuts (yeah) do not lie (oh)
    Unlike you (G-ma), you lie to us.
    Walnuts (yeah) do not lie (oh)
    Unlike you (G-ma), you lie to us.

  7. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 8:43 AM, razor_wire said:

    Your blog will never die. Not on my watch.

  8. ~StangChick~ avatar

    On Sun, Jan 20, 2013 at 2:08 PM, ~StangChick~ said:

    this is still goin....

  9. razor_wire avatar

    On Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 12:31 PM, razor_wire said:

    Sods and rinds to cover your flakes.
    Cake and tea for supper.
    Codfish in the spring o' the year
    Fried in maggoty butter.

  10. razor_wire avatar

    On Mon, Jan 14, 2013 at 8:00 AM, razor_wire said:

    Modulistic terror
    A vast sadistic feast
    The only way to exit
    Is going piece by piece